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Monday 15 October 2012

Armed Robbers Storm Yeye Banke Adetoro`s Superlative Bash In London...Royal Fathers, Kwam 1 Run Fi Cover



One of Nigeria`s popular big boys in the city of London, Akeem Adetoro must still be in shock by now as the man about town recently got the surprise of his life during his wife`s 45th birthday shindig which held at the prestigious Oasis Banqueting Suites, Barking, England penultimate Friday,  September 21st, 2012.
In what can best be described as tragedy of the century, the much publicised 45th birthday ceremony of Yeye Banke Adetoro, Akeem`s better-half was not just disrupted shortly after it kicked off, the high profile guests in attendance which include two Lagos royal fathers, Osolo of Isolo, Oba Kabiru Agbabiaka, Borokini of Isolo, Chief Amuda Yussuf, the owner of New World hotel in Isolo and Oba of Epe got were humiliated and disgraced while Fuji messiah, King Wasiu Ayinde Marshal who got a whopping twenty thousand pounds (20,000 British Pounds, far more than N5m!) to perform “dis-fara-marathon”, meaning he took off according to one of the guests who called in.
The ceremony which has been tagged party of the year in the city of London abruptly ended when some gun totting touts stormed the venue amidst merry making brandishing dangerous weapons and injuring scores, the celebrant and her husband we gathered lost almost a million British Pounds Sterling which was lavish on expensive wines, liquor, assortment of local and intercontinental cuisine, Aso Ebi, musical band, hotel accommodation, logistics and other unnecessary worldly accomplishments.
According to sources, most of the high profile guests including K1 (Wasiu Ayinde Masharl) were accommodated at The Hilton Park Lane (the minimum for the room is five hundred pounds sterling for a day) and they got 20 rooms for a week, the Aso Ebi was in 3 grades, the platinum boys paid six hundred and fifty pounds and there were guests that parted with 350 pounds and 250 pounds to be part of the team that would have hosted the millennium party.
The highly dependable source informed us further that, top of the range wine had been bought iced to mortuary standard, the hall at the Oasis Banqueting Suites which already gulped several thousand pounds to hire was decorated in a palatial manner while the birthday girl, Yeye Banke and her special friends were said to have flew to Dubai for a-one-in-town diamond jewelry coupled with their expensive Aso Ebi, it was really meant to be the party of the year, the source confided in us.
Trouble started when some guys who had sneaked into the party under the pretense of being guests walked up the stage to whisper to the Borokini of Isolo, Chief Amuda Yussuf who was spraying Wasiu Ayinde, to un-strap his wrist watch and hand it over to them, “the guys were said to have told Amuda Yussuf that, it was his wrist watch they were waiting for and that he should simply give it to them as soon as he`s through spraying the musician or else they will sniff life out of him”, our London source revealed.
Meanwhile, one of Amuda`s close pals, Kareem whom we gathered is the younger brother of Ladi Tinubu was right beside Chief Amuda when one of the boys threatened him to surrender his wrist, Kareem we learnt got mad and gave the guy a dirty slap and this was the beginning of the hullabaloo that disrupted the superlative party. 
We were told that, it turned out to be a free for all fight as the guys who were armed to the teeth injured so many guests breaking bottles and beating them with clubs and other weapons, but for divine intervention, the royal fathers in attendance and Wasiu Ayinde would have been lynched before they run for cover.
 The irony of the whole scenario is that the dare devil guys who disrupted the fun at the party were fully dressed gorgeously in the expensive Aso Ebi meant for the platinum boys and this was what gave them premium welcome at the entrance.
This office is still investigating the real reason behind this tragedy but we have it on good authority that, the London big boy Akeem Adetoro is a notorious drug dealer, and we gathered he was apprehended years back for being in custody of substances believed to be cocaine and worth N9m aboard a London bound British Airways flight at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Lagos. A source who claimed to know Akeem Adetoro and his controversial wife, Yeye Banke has promised to tell us more about their lifestyles including the two shops they operate somewhere in Liverpool area of London.   
According to one of the guests at the party, accusing fingers are being pointed in three directions, there`s an angle that, the guys actually came to hit Wasiu Ayinde Marshal whom they said had once looked down on London boys and has promised never to perform in London again, another school of thought is claiming that, there`s a popular tout simply called Danmole who`s known for harassing people and dispossessing guests of their valuables at high profile parties and they`re also seeing the possibility of a Peckam based drug lord, Femi Small  of Peckam having a hand in it but whatever it is, we shall surely let you have the authentic gist in our next edition.
Jite Usman

Maltina DanceHall Host, Kemi Adetiba In EFCC Net Over N15m Fraud


The host of the recently concluded dance oriented reality TV show, Maltina DanceHall sponsored by Nigerian Breweries, Kemi Adetiba has been trying to manage a scandal for quite a while now. The pretty and good looking TV gal is currently swimming in a messy fraud which might mar her hard earned reputation if not nip in the bud.
The Law graduate turned superstar compere, TV host, MC extraordinaire and cinematographer with a difference we gathered was arrested by the anti graft agency, Economic & Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC over her shady involvement in a N15m belonging to a church in Gbagada area of Lagos.
According to sources, the money-N15m (fifteen million Naira) was said to have been entrusted in care of the multi-talented lady to help a certain non-governmental organization in the church handle some production deal which she never did.
Though details of the deal is still sketchy as at press time, we gathered reliably that Kemi was arrested and whisked to the Okoti-Eboh street, Ikoyi office of the EFCC shortly before the Maltina DanceHall season 6 kicked off, the Ekiti State born lady whom we learnt cannot express herself in Yoruba had to beg the officials of the EFCC to allow her host the show-Maltina DanceHall Season 6 promising she will make sure she sort out the debt as soon as she finished the show.
At the EFCC office, the eligible spinster who`s holding an enviable records of being one of Nigeria`s most sought after cinematographers and video director, we learnt invited her aged father who pleaded with the EFCC team to temper justice with mercy and allow her host the show.
Our source who`s close to the complainant has promised to get us further details before our next production. Meanwhile efforts to get Kemi Adetiba on her MTN mobile phone proved abortive as twice when we tried to call her, the phone was switched off.       
                                                                

Sen. Ita Giwa Gives Daughter In Marriage To Her Friend`s Son



If you think the era of giving one`s daughter in marriage to a friend`s son or vice versa has gone, you`d better read this as we learnt one of the nation`s most powerful female politicians, Senator Florence Ita-Giwa is getting ready to give her daughter, Koko in marriage to her best friend`s son. This much we can reveal.
According to inside sources, the Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Chief (Mrs.) Florence Ita-Giwa has perfected plans to give her beautiful daughter, Koko who just had a superlative birthday shindig away in marriage to Chimaobi Obioha, one of the sons of her intimate friend who`s a widow.
This office gathered reliably that, the relationship between Koko and Chimaobi has gotten to an advanced stage to the extent that, the duo now lives practically and behaves as love birds.
Though, the wedding bell is yet to ring because we gathered that, Senator Ita Giwa has told her in-law-to-be, the Obiohas to tarry a while for Koko to finish her masters abroad. The beautiful Koko, an impeccable family source disclosed has just left for her masters abroad and the two families have agreed that, the duo will be getting married as soon as she finished her master’s degree.

Karen Igho`s 25 Yr-Old Cousin Flown To UK For Cancer Operation


There`s definitely a beehive of happenings in the household of one of Big Brother Africa`s immediate past $200, 000 Jackpot winner, Karen Igho, this National Enquirer can authoritatively report. Whilst the N32m-richer reality TV show diva is enjoying the limelight and treasures that come as a result of her winning the 2012 Big Brother Star Game, it is a mixed feeling for some members of her family.
Her younger brother is among the upcoming artistes that was signed last week by Mikel Obi`s new recording label, MMM while her cousin, Ruth the daughter of former director general of NTA`s, Peter Igho has just been diagnosed of having a lump in her right breast.
You would recall that, it was the same story of lump in the breast Karen told people that informed her breast implant which cost a whopping four thousand pounds in 2007. Karen was said to have told her Big Brother House mates that, she discovered a lump in her breast and this was what informed her breast implant.
Ruth we gathered has been flown to the UK for the past 2 months where we learnt the benign non cancerous lump was operated successfully, she`s said to be recuperating and will be back to the country soon.
               

Goldie In Pants Exposure Drama


someone who’s close to Susan Harvey a.k.a Goldie to please help inform her to grow up or go completely nude next time she’s trying to pull the kind of stunt she recently did. How best can one describe a semi nude celebrity all in the name of fashion? Yeah this was exactly what the ex Big Brother house mate did at a recent event which took place at Federal Palace Hotel, Victoria Island Lagos. The light skinned or semi albino came into the full hall in a tight fitted black jean on a jumped or better described half nude Ankara top. My concern is not even her top which revealed the whole bra colour (pink) as well as some parts of her mammary glands but for her free for all display of panties. The singer wore a Calvin Klein black g-string pant and you won’t believe she deliberately sat in a position that showed almost half of her buttocks! Guests who sat behind her including myself could not help but wonder what Goldie was trying at as she laughed away with Denrele who sat by her, obviously less bothered about what was being said about her. May be Goldie was trying to let the world knows that she was wearing a designer pant but must it be at the expense of what is supposed to be her dignity? Anyway, this would be a note of warning as she might not get away with it the next time. A word is enough for the wise!     

Idan Irawo Producer, Kunle Agboola Dies In US

The family of a media guru, record label owner and producer of a popular Yoruba programme, Idan Irawo has announced the death of their belov...